Joke #1:
The market may be bad, but I slept like a baby last night. I woke up every hour and cried.
Joke #2:
The market is weird. Every time one guy sells, another one buys, and they both think they are smart.
Joke #3:
The real measure of your wealth is how much you'd be worth if you lost all your money.
Joke #4:
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he predicted yesterday didn't happen today.
Joke #5:
If you want a guarantee, buy a toaster. by Clint Eastwood
Joke #6:
What's considered enough money? Just a little bit more. by Will Rogers
Joke #7:
If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars. by J. Paul Getty
